AUTUMN NABD'NESS
10TH - 12TH SEPTEMBER 2010 AT ENSTONE AIRFIELD, CHURCH ENSTONE, Nr OXFORD.
Tickets
Bike & trike show sponsored by 100% Biker Magazine
Llive bands on two stages
Smacked Arse stand-up comedy show
2 rock discos
Childrens entertainer
Street circus
Three marquees
Real ale bar
Good range of food including vegetarian
Holy Joe's Cafe
Cheap beer
Kids entertainment
Trade stands
Facilities for disabled people
& much more..
Advance tickets are available until August 31st at £15.00 - gate price £20.00.
Car parking £10.00 (free disabled parking with blue badge)
All none blue-badge holders MUST arrange car parking in advance.
Caravans or campervans £20 by prior arrangement ONLY.
Strictly No Dogs Allowed (except guide dogs).
Make cheques payable to NABD and send to:
Unit 20, The Bridgewater Centre, Robson Avenue, Urmston, Manchester, M41 7TE. (Enclose A5 stamped addressed envelope).
Credit card payments available via telephone 0844 415 4849 or via the NABD online shop
Trade and other enquiries, 0844 415 4849
Marshals wanted - more info
What's on?
Friday 10th
Adults Only Marquee
Russ Page Roadshow/Disco starts 4:00pm (ish)
The Kix 7:30pm – 9:00pm
The Mick Rutherford Band 9:30pm – 11:00pm
TBone Jones11:00pm – 12:00pm
Tracey Browne 12:00pm – 1:00am
Quiet Disco till 2:00am
Mulderrig’s Family Marquee
Deja-Vu Disco starts 5:30pm (ish)
??? 7:30pm – 9:00pm
??? 9:30pm – 11:00pm
Ali Finneran 11:15pm – 12:00pm
Stevie Simpson 11:00pm – 12:00pm
Damien Russell/Stevie Simpson 12:00pm – 1:00am
Quiet Disco till 1:00am
Saturday 11th
100% Biker - Custom Bike & Trike show – 12:00noon – 6:00pm
Adults Only Marquee
Russ Page Roadshow/Disco starts 11:00am
Smacked Arse Comedy Roadshow 12:30pm – 4:00pm
Exhibit A 7:30pm – 9:00pm
Bike/Trike show Trophies 9:00pm – 9:30pm
The P.L.O.T. 9:30pm – 11:00pm
Adrian Byron Burns 11:00pm – 12:30am
Tracey Browne/Stevie Simpson/Ali Finneran/Damien Russell 12:30am – 1:30am
Quiet Disco till 2:00am
Mulderrig’s Family Marquee
Deja-Vu Disco starts 12:00noon
Children’s show 1:30pm – 4:00pm
The Rogue Hearts 7:30pm – 9:00pm
Killer Instinct 9:30pm – 11:00pm
Stevie Simpson 11:00pm – 12:00pm
Quiet Disco till 2:00am
Due to noise restrictions imposed by the local licensing authority our headline bands each night will finish by 11:00pm but we will be continuing the live entertainment with some very high quality solo performers and discos to continue the party into the early hours, albeit with a more laid back feel to it.
Question and Answers
Where is it?
The rally is at Enstone Airfield
Sat Nav Lat 51.931514, Long -1.441604
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I'd like to put a flyer in my local bike shop
Thank you! the more the merrier!
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Banners
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Can I bring my own beer?
NO! Alcohol will not be permitted through the gate as we will be selling a good selection of beers wines and spirits at good prices on all three bars. Remember, this is a fundraiser for NABD, all profits from the bars help toward adapting vehicles for disabled riders. Also, glass bottles are not allowed in public areas.
Can I bring my dog?
No, sorry. Due to problems and complaints in the past, the only dogs allowed are guide dogs. The mess they leave is very unpleasant for wheelchair users.
I'd like to bring a trade stall
For trade and other enquiries, please call us on 0844 415 4849 during normal office hours.
Host/Compére
Rick Hulse: The NABD Chairman will once again be the Host & Compere for the Adults Only marquee. Regulars will know what an unpredictable show that can mean but we live in hope that one day he will behave himself at least for ten minutes. You never know which personality will come to the fore with Rick. Will it be Professor Pierre O’Bollox (Mr Angry)? Will it be Mr Smacked Arse Comedy? Or will it be Mr NABD Chairman? Chances are that all three will emerge throughout the weekend (though all three at the same time would be a really neat trick).
The Smacked Arse Stand-up Comedy Show
Ivan Brackenbury (Headline Act)
Inept hospital radio DJ Ivan Brackenbury is the creation of Tom Binns, a former breakfast radio host on London's XFM as well as a stand-up comedian in his own right.
As himself, Tom Binns won the Jongleurs new act of the year, piloted his own chat show on Five called ‘Tom Binns Munchies’, and was one of the presenters on Channel 4 breakfast show ‘Rise’. He’s also appeared on ‘Knowing Me Knowing Yule’ With Alan Partridge and ‘Friday Night Armistice’ as a comic actor.
He created Ivan Brackenbury relatively early in his career, and the character appeared on Radio 1, Virgin Radio and GLR, before being rested as Binns developed his own radio career, which included landing XFM with a then-record £50,000 fine for talking about bestiality on air.
However, Brackenbury was resurrected for the Edinburgh Fringe 2007, where he was nominated for the if.comedy prize for the best show, and his Roadshow, complete with inappropriate records and bungled cues, is now a regular fixture on the live circuit.
Ivan Brackenbury is Hospital Radio’s Flagship Presenter. He presents his ‘Disease Hour’ every week on Chesterfield and North Derbyshire Hospital Radio. He's also been heard on ‘Lee and Herring Fist of Fun’ on BBC Radio 1.
At The Farmyard Party 2009 Ivan Brackenbury headlined a huge comedy line-up in the Smacked Arse Comedy Show within the temporarily re-named 65% Biker Marquee, where he took the show to a standing ovation involving over 3,000 bikers.
In the last few days of 2009 Tom was outrageously sacked by some idiots at a radio station in the Midlands for making a joke about the Queens Christmas Speech.
At the You’ve Been Nabbed 19 rally in May 2010 Ivan once again proved to be a comedy superstar when he headlined a huge line-up of comedy gods at the NABD’s main annual showcase event.
Ruff Daddy
Britain’s most unique stand-up comedian is two foot six inches of feisty drunken swearing Yorkshire pensioner.
“Like Les Dawson meets John Prescott pissed-up in a kebab shop”. He has burst onto the UK comedy scene like an exploding fat girl.
If you think that sounds intriguing, there’s more…
Ruff Daddy has a wife, she’s ‘Bad Mama’ and she “takes no f’ing prisoners!”
Visionary insight and outright filth with puppetry so sharp it’ll get you over Kermit. Written and performed by Steve Wright and Simon Kerrigan this act is something totally unique in the genre of stand-up comedy!
Ian Cognito
Ian Cognito is a British stand-up comedian known for his confrontational and aggressive style, and for being banned from more venues than anyone else.
He is one of the best known comics on the national circuit, a veteran who clearly knows what he’s doing as he spits his darkly humorous vitriol over an unsuspecting crowd. Outspoken, opinionated, and totally clued up, this man’s take on the world will have you convinced and convulsed (with laughter).
Danny McLoughlin
Ian Cognito is a British stand-up comedian known for his confrontational and aggressive style, and for being banned from more venues than anyone else.
He is one of the best known comics on the national circuit, a veteran who clearly knows what he’s doing as he spits his darkly humorous vitriol over an unsuspecting crowd. Outspoken, opinionated, and totally clued up, this man’s take on the world will have you convinced and convulsed (with laughter).
The Smacked Arse Search for a Star spot:
We will once again be proudly presenting a future comedy star to give them a step up on the ladder to a successful comedy career.
One ‘lucky’ member of the UK’s huge contingent of ‘up-and-coming’ comics will face the daunting task of entertaining a couple of thousand bikers in a huge tent, in a field, somewhere in Oxfordshire for no pay whatsoever. So no pressure at all eh?
Paul Savage (Special guest act):
Paul Savage started out on his comedy journey in Dec 2006 by unusual means. Having only heard the phrase open mike in the context of comedy, Savage took to the stage of a club in Moseley and started his tirade against Dido, and wove in a story of webcam fraud, unaware that open mike is also used in music terms, and he was essentially crashing an acoustic guitar night. He has never used either of those pieces of material again.
Rick Hulse (Host & Compére):
Rick Hulse's comedy style is brash, uncompromising and down-to-earth. Though the language can be raw, his insights into the world of, dieting, drugs, marriage, sex, and motorcycling never fail to entertain.
Having a twisted philosophical view on just about any subject, from ranting against life’s inequalities to musing on the design of human genitalia, makes for an unpredictable show. His long involvement in the biking scene, seventeen years as the Chairman of the NABD and thirteen years of writing comic fiction and manic articles under such names as Professor Pierre O’Bollox, M Phetamine and Shirley Crabtree, together with his off-hand Mancunian manner have made him a firm favourite in hosting bikers parties and rallies.
If you are looking for political correctness bring a microscope. Rick’s acerbic Mancunian wit bulldozes its way through life, the universe and everything (everything sex or alcohol related anyway).
Marshals Wanted
For the past few years the biggest problem facing us at the NABD’s national rally has been the shortage of volunteers to marshal the event. This has meant that a handful of very heroic folk have had to work very long hours to make everything work but we cannot carry on this way.
In a bid to encourage more people to help we have decided to add a few new measures to make marshalling a more attractive proposition.
There will also be a ‘Marshals Only party’ on Sunday night to thank those who have stayed behind to help with the clean-up with free booze.
Regular marshals who commit in advance will receive free passes for the event and marshals who buy tickets will be entitled to a full refund on Sunday afternoon once they have completed their shifts.
If you can commit in advance contact the NABD office on 0844 415 4849 and a form will be sent to you, or you can download the form here . You can also volunteer on site at the Event Control cabin.
Come and be a real part of one of Britain’s best bike rallies!
NABD reserve the right to make changes to published arrangements without prior notice.


