On September 19th 1982 I
pulled out in front of a car on my Norton
Commando. My injuries consisted of the usual
cuts and abrasions, some fractures and, more
permanently, a lesion of my right Brachial
plexus (the Clapham Junction of the nervous
system for the arm and shoulder as many of you
will know) which left me with little function or
feeling in my right arm. However the nerves were
not torn out at the root so were, therefore,
capable of some repair. Through the expertise of
several surgeons, physiotherapists, the care of
nurses and the love of my Mother and Father I
regained enough use of my arm and hand to
conduct a relatively normal life.
Motorcycling, however, was
over. Or, rather, I quit. I didn't investigate
whether it would be physically possible to ride
again. I Just assumed that it wouldn't. And even
if I had known the folly of this view at the
time, I would still have held back as I had the
feelings of people who cared about me to
consider.
Well, time passed and I found
myself middle aged, (and a bit more independent
than I would really have wished to be). I also
found my self furiously coveting motorcycles
once again...both for there own sake and for
what you can avoid by owning one (e.g. being in
a car, train or 'bus) And also, without really
meaning to, I began to weigh up the possibility
of riding again. A friend put me on to the NABD
and I was quick to appreciate that compared to
many of the people I read about in Open House my
disability was particularly minor.
I also appreciated, through
reading Open House magazine, that just about any
control could be worked with any extremity.
Next I began to consider what
the nature of this conversion should be. On
paper, I ran through the permutations so much
that, at times, no control was envisaged in its
original place. The blocks I kept encountering
were caused by my unwillingness to entrust my
right hand with anything important to do. I
sketched thumb throttles, linked braking system,
foot clutches, kliktronic kneecaps,
servo-assisted nose-wiping...Prof. Pat Pending
and I would have had a lot to say to each other,
we could have jeered at Wm. Heath Robinson's
simple-mindedness.
But reason regained her
throne and I remembered the old saw "keep
it simple", stupid. I decided to trust my
right hand with operating the front brake
(experience on my bicycle convinced me that my
faith would be justified) and simply move the
throttle to the left-hand bar.
Billy at the NABD assured me
that this conversion was fairly commonplace and
would present no problem and so I approached the
DVLC to enquire about the state of my motorcycle
licence.
Expecting difficulty, I felt
like the man with the battering -ram who
suddenly had the castle gate opened to him...the
woman who dealt with my enquiry could not have
been more helpful and understanding. I supplied
my complete medical history, a description of
the machine I would be riding and the name of my
GP and in not many weeks I learned that my
licence was good...no restrictions, nothing.
Similarly, with insurance, I was delighted to
here no premium would attach to my disability
simply for its own sake. I realised that the
NABD campaigners had been here before me and my
gratitude to the organisation grew.
At this stage I felt I could
buy a bike in the reasonable expectation of
being able (and allowed) to ride it. I settled
on a low-mileage, non-dispatched Honda Bros 4BB
because, despite the daft name, they look great
and seem able to withstand dispatch-rider abuse.
Talking to a few confirmed this. Not being able
to test ride anything, I took a gulp and bought
the bike blind from a dealer in Lincolnshire via
an ad. In Bike Trader. The dealer delivered it
and a neighbour rode it up and down the road a
few times to establish that there were
no glaring defects and I handed over £1,358.00.
Then we wrestled the bike into my kitchen. Over
the next few days I would alternately be
thrilled by the sight of the bike and/ then
think Oh, my God, what have I done!!?
But the replacement throttle
(from a Honda firestorm) soon arrived, courtesy
of Billy, and there was no excuse to delay
things any longer. As can be seen in the photo,
this kind of throttle isn't part of the switch
unit so I could swap it to the left-handle bar
without disturbing existing switches (whose
disposition is ideal...all those required when
in motion are on the left). I merely had to
drill a small hole in the handlebar for the lug
to sit in. The twist-grip is displaced to the
left by about an inch and so extends slightly
beyond the bar-end but this is not a problem
(unless one is obsessive about symmetry). I
still have to machine a bar end to fit.
As to the throttle and return
cables they just swapped over. I felt like the
battering-ram man again! No adjustment was
required that wasn't within the scope of
existing adjusters and, with a bit of fiddling,
the throttle would open freely and snap shut a
both extremes of steering lock and all points in
between. Scarcely daring to believe that the
switch had gone so smoothly, I replaced the tank
and seat started up and went for a ride. First
time off I was able to start of smoothly and
then bring the machine to a controlled halt—at
the opposite wall three feet away.
On June 15th 2002, the day
England beat Denmark in the world cup I wheeled
the bike to the deserted Nine Elm Fruit and Veg.
Market and spent an hour under the supervision
of my friendly dispatch-rider neighbour
practising stops, starts, emergency stops and
other CBT type manoeuvres. Operation of the
clutch and throttle with the same hand was easy
(ish) to co-ordinate and my gear-changes lost
their tentativeness quite quickly. I even
managed to odd blip when changing down. Then
rode back to my flat on the road, I was biking
again.
And, rather than I was
starting from scratch, some of the old
experience and roadcraft (such as they were in a
twenty-two y ear-old who nearly killed himself)
politely edged there way to the front and riding
began to feel familiar sooner that I'd dared
hope, even after twenty years of being forgotten
about, we're pretty clever like that, us human
beings. From that time to this (cold, rainy
November) I've ridden nearly 4,000 miles.
Occasionally I've looked down at the road
beneath my feet and noted its like really big
sandpaper going by at 80mph. But, so far, there
have been no truly scary moments (touch wood).
If this is due to me then I think it's because I
try to be the kind of biker I was slightly
scornful of in my youth i.e. cautious, highly
visible, and mildly interested in
fuel-consumption.
My right hand works the front
brake just fine even with the flexion available
in only three fingers and no extension in any (I
keep it hooked over the lever). The
clutch/throttle combination now feels wholly
natural and I'm not sure I wouldn't keep it that
way even if I could revert to an orthodox
set-up.
That's about all really. I
hope I've made it clear I love being on a bike
again. And thanks to NABD, I am.
Like me, you're probably
asking, 'what took you so long?'